Keep it simple, keep it lovely, keep it kind

dateagirl-suggestions:

Date a girl who constantly checks for consent and asks you about your boundaries.

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coelasquid:
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“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like...

coelasquid:

skylorde:

livinmokotory:

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

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“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

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i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

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laddermatch:

living with anxiety is basically this vine on an infinite loop

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mrozna:

I saw this and immediately thought “shit, I bet this is so satisfying to watch with the sound on”, and I was so fucking right

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thelesbianwhowouldbegayaf:
“Westside Olympia, WA
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thelesbianwhowouldbegayaf:

Westside Olympia, WA

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bongcop:
“ a happy ending!
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bongcop:

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a happy ending! 

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ayellowbirds:
“ theladytrickster:
“If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does
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Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years...

ayellowbirds:

theladytrickster:

If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does

Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.

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